Things You'll Never Hear Your Spouse Say

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Just to keep things in the vein of the funny on a sultry, exceptionally hot Friday afternoon here in the state of Texas. Here's a few fun comments and thoughts on things you'll never hea a husband or a wife say -- feel free to chime in with your own.

Things you'll never hear a husband say:

• Here honey, you use the remote.
• Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
• While I'm up, can I get you anything?
• Forget Monday night football, let me give you a back rub.
• Let me hold your purse while you try that on.
• We never talk anymore.

Things you'll never hear a wife say:

• What do you mean today's our anniversary?
• Forget the back rub, can't we just watch Monday Night Football?
• Oh, this diamond is way too big!
• Honey, does this outfit make my rear look too small?
• Don't stop for directions, you'll figure out how to get there.
• Hey, pull my finger!

What other things do you expect you won't hear from your husband or your wife?

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Heather Long is 35 years old and currently lives in Wylie, Texas. She has been a freelance writer for six years. Her husband and she met while working together at America Online over ten years ago.

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