Things You Should Never Say to Your Wife

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If your wife should ask you how she looks in a dress, never say: Chunky Monkey.

If your wife should ask you how large a television you should buy, never say as big as it needs to be to see around your rear.

If your wife should ask does this dress make me look fat, you should never say oh, it's not the dress.

If your wife should ask you about your anniversary, you should never say when is that?

If your wife should ask you if you remember what today was, you should never say I didn't know there was going to be a test.

If your wife should ask you what do you want for a birthday or Christmas, you should never say just your love and affection.

If your wife should ask you do you want to know what she wants for a birthday or Christmas, you should never say oh I already know what I'm getting you.

If your wife should ask you why you didn't get her what she asked for on her birthday or Christmas, you should never say because I didn't remember what you said.

If your wife should ask you if you remember having the conversation, you should never say I remember your mouth moving, but not the words coming out.

If your wife should say she asked you to do/pick up/deliver or in anyway facilitate the process of something going from one place to another, you should never say no you didn't.

What other things should you never say to your wife?

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Heather Long is 35 years old and currently lives in Wylie, Texas. She has been a freelance writer for six years. Her husband and she met while working together at America Online over ten years ago.

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