My Favorite Halloween Couple Costumes: Sexy Costumesby Courtney Mroch | More from this Blogger 06 Oct 2007 08:40 PM Wayne can pull off sexy. He's tall and athletic and in good shape. He'd make a dashing officer or chiseled gladiator. Then there's me. Sexy and I don't really mix. For one thing, I'd need to lose a dramatic amount of weight to make most of the costumes work on me. For another, I've got more of the girl next door demeanor. But I like to look at the sexy costumes nonetheless. I fantasize about living in another dimension where I am in good enough shape where Wayne and I could both wear coordinating sexy costumes. (But then I wonder if I'd have the guts to wear it out of the house -or if we'd even make it.) At any rate, pretending I lived in that other dimension, here's the sexy couple costumes I'd chose from for us to wear. • Army Sergeant and Sexy Army Cadet: There's something about a man in uniform, and I'm thinking the vice versa is true from a man's perspective. • Mariachi and Sexy Senorita: Ole! • Hugh Hefner and Bunny: : Why I find a smoking jacket on a man sexy, who knows, but with the right attitude (sophisticated and charming) it works. And any Hugh wannabe needs a bunny on his arm for luck. • Butler and Chamber Maid: Ah, now that is a fantasy...Wayne serving my every whim. • Seafaring Sailor and his Sexy Sailor Gal: Anchors away! • Roman Warrior and Toga Woman: Each of these has a different counterpart on the web, but I think these two would be sexiest together. • Bootleg Beauty and her Dapper Dude: I bet a girl could get a guy to run more than rum in this getup! • The Director and his Hollywood Starlet: Okay, the man's part of this isn't all that sexy, but confidence and 'tude would go a long way in helping that. Which would require someone willing to get more in the part. Wayne's already good at being a manager, so becoming a director wouldn't be that much of a stretch... • Cowboy and Lady Maverick: Actually, I already was the Lady Maverick one year. I wouldn't say I was sexy, but it did bring out the sassy. I think I can even still fit it. Now if I could just wrangle Wayne into agreeing to wear the chaps and vest, he could be my sexy cowboy accomplice... Related Articles Halloween Costumes for Couples Places I've Spotted the Funniest Halloween Couple Costumes Dog Halloween Costumes: My Favorites This Year More Great Cheap Halloween Costume Ideas Learn more about Courtney Mroch  Courtney Mroch is a wife, a proud pet parent, and a writer. She's been with her husband, high school sweetheart Wayne Pryor, over 20 years, married 11 of those. She's "mom" to Mr. Meow, a.k. Relevantmarriage tags User Comments No comments on this article yet. Be the first to comment! Community Tags couples costumes, halloween costumes, sexy costumes, skimpy Discuss this article
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