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Funny Quotes about Marriage

Marriage is something we should take seriously—we should be serious in our commitment, in our devotion, in our determination to do our best every day to keep our relationship strong. However, this doesn’t mean we shouldn’t have a little fun with it from time to time—humor is an essential part of any relationship. Here are some funny marriage quotes I found that will hopefully put a smile on your face and help you keep marriage in a lighthearted perspective. A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together. — James H. Boren A journey is … Continue reading →

Friday Marriage Funnies: Chemistry & Other Things

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When it comes to relationships, weddings and marriage there is a lot to say and a lot that has been written. If you visit this blog regularly, you know we talk about it all the time. It should come as no surprise then to discover that as a people, we’ve got a lot to say. Here are some great quotes, funny quotes, sad quotes, ironic quotes and more about relationships, chemistry, weddings and marriage. Remember, put your tongue in your cheek firmly as you read these, they aren’t meant to be serious or advisory in nature – they are just … Continue reading →

Baby Blogger Update

Good afternoon, I wanted to be the first to give you a heads up that my tenure as a full time baby blogger is coming to an end. I’ll be working in a supportive capacity over the month of February and retiring from baby by the first of March. I have been writing for the Baby blog since January of last year, mostly as a guest blogger; but I took over as a full time Baby Blogger last summer. My Tenure I’ve enjoyed my tenure here and I’ve loved exploring the world of the newborn, the infant and the toddler … Continue reading →

Do You Love Quotes?

Happy Friday! I’m ready for the weekend here, but before I signed off on our Friday fun, I wanted to remember our marriage humor and good quotes. Some of the following are funny, some are touching and some are just exactly what they are. Print out this little list of gems and hang them on your fridge or near your desk where you can see them and they can inspire you and your spouse! Have a great rest of your Friday! Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking. Chinese Proverb There is no … Continue reading →

Friday Marriage Funnies – How to Always Be Right

Do you want to know the secret to winning an argument every time? The secret is to always be right. So how can you always be right? Come a little a closer and I’ll explain it to you. Master The Blame Game All you have to do to win every marital dispute – frankly any dispute – is to become a master of the blame game. What is the blame game you ask? The rules are pretty simple and they just take a bit of practice. So if you want to know what the rules are, here you go: Whenever … Continue reading →

The Marriage Week in Review – October 7 – 13

Another week down in the month of October and just two weeks to go until we arrive in November and the beauty of planning a Holiday Wedding or celebrating an anniversary in what for many people is one of the warmest emotional times of the year. Personally, I can’t wait for Christmas music, but in the meanwhile, we still have Halloween and time change to get through. Be sure to note on your calendars that October 29th is the day time changes and we’ll be rolling the clocks back an hour. Another great benefit to the crisp fall air in … Continue reading →

Marriage Humor – With a Grain of Salt

Here lies my wife in earthy mould/when she lived did naught but scold. Good friends go softly in your walking/lest she should wake and rise up talking A man and his wife were visiting the holy land when his wife suffered a heart attack and passed away. Though obviously devastated, he had to answer several questions with regard to the disposition of his wife’s body. An official told him that he could bury his wife there in the Holy Land for $150, but if he wanted to take her home to the United States it would be $4000. The husband … Continue reading →

Friday Marriage Funnies – Fun Marriage Quotes

It’s a little crazy around here today, sick spouse and sick child along with two dogs that have veterinary appointments and a ton of work to get done. So in the hope of keeping things light and enjoyable – here are some fun marriage quotes to round off our week. Yes, today is Friday the 13th , but don’t let that spoil the fact that it is Friday and TGIF! Fun Marriage Quotes: A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. — Marvin Kitman A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies … Continue reading →

More Funny Baby Quotes for your TGIF

Let’s keep ourselves grinning as we push on through our Friday. These quotes are for new and old parents alike. Print them out and keep them somewhere to remind yourself of what it is you love about being a mom or a dad. A baby is a blank check made payable to the human race – Barbara Christine Seifert Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last – Charles Dickens People who say they sleep like babies, usually don’t have them – Leo J. Burke Parenthood, the state of being better chaperoned than you were … Continue reading →

Get Creative with Valentine’s Layouts

Love Day has come and gone, though the memories will linger for a lifetime, especially if you scored a serious sparkler and a marriage proposal on February 14th.  Even if your sweetie didn’t get down on one knee this Valentine’s, you shouldn’t let the holiday go by without crafting at least a single page layout detailing the day’s highlights.  However, rather than employing the same ol’ trite scrapbooking techniques, consider getting a little creative with the following ideas: Choose a Theme:  So, you didn’t get the five-carat diamond tennis bracelet you had your heart set on for Valentine’s Day.  Surely, … Continue reading →