Fun Marriage Quotes

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• "I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." - Gloria Steinem
• "Marriage is a lot like the army: everyone complains, but you'd be surprised at the large number that re-enlist." - James Garner
• "Women complain about sex more than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories: 1. Not enough; 2. Too much." - Ann Landers
• "Both of my ex-wives closed their eyes when making love, because they didn't want to see me having a good time." - Joseph Wambaugh

• "Basically, my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats." - Woody Allen
• " I told someone I was getting married, and they said, 'Have you picked a date yet?' I said, 'Wow, you can bring a date to your own wedding?" What a country!" - Yakov Smirnoff
• "Why can't a woman be more like a man?" - Alan Jay Lerner
• "The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret." - Henny Youngman
• "Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them." - Ogden Nash

• "I'm the only man who has a marriage license made out, 'To Whom It May Concern." - Mickey Rooney
• "The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother." - Theodore Hesburgh
• "The secret to having a good marriage is to understand that marriage must be total, it must be permanent, and it must be equal." - Frank Pittman
• "The most important marriage skill is listening to your partner in a way that they can't possibly doubt that you love them." - Diane Sollee, smartmarriages.com
• "One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with each other, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again." - Judith Viorst
• "Marriage, ultimately, is the practice of becoming passionate friends." -Harville Hendrix

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Heather Long is 35 years old and currently lives in Wylie, Texas. She has been a freelance writer for six years. Her husband and she met while working together at America Online over ten years ago.

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