Fun Friday Marriage Funnies for April 28

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28 Apr 2006 10:30 AM

Happy Friday! You know how I am here and I love to end the week on a funny note. So I went out looking and here are some funny tidbits I picked up to bring a smile to your face and a bit of laughter to your day:

Over at ArcaMax.com, I found this great little gem:

A Fairy Tale

A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband," said the wife.

The fairy moved her magic wand and suddenly two tickets for a deluxe cruise on a luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife thirty years younger than me".

The wife, and the fairy, was deeply disappointed but a wish is a wish. So, once again, the fairy moved her magic wand and the husband became 92-years-old

Moral -- Men might be ungrateful idiots but fairies are women!

• Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
• What if there were no hypothetical questions?
• One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
• When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.
• A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
• What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
• My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
• I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
• The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
• How can there be self-help "groups"?

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Heather Long is 35 years old and currently lives in Wylie, Texas. She has been a freelance writer for six years. Her husband and she met while working together at America Online over ten years ago.

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