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One Dozen Marriage Quotes

I don’t know why I picked one dozen for the number of quotes, maybe one for each month of the year, since it’s January. I find most of these to hold meaning, even some of the cute ones, although some are just for fun. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did. 1. I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~Rita Rudner 2. Don’t marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can’t live … Continue reading →

Friday Marriage Funnies: Wisdom of the Ages

My daughter is always talking about the latest boy she is going to marry and the plans that they are making. They will marry after college, but not before they are 25. They also have to be married 3 years before they can have their first baby and they must have at least three children, but no more than five. I find her viewpoints entertaining and refreshing. She is so certain in her beliefs and her convictions. When I went up to the school the other day to help out in her library hour – I found myself vastly entertained … Continue reading →

The Marriage Week in Review October 21-27

This was a great week here in the Marriage blog and as always; it’s a pleasure to share the challenge of bringing you marriage news and information with Sherry. Our guest blogger this week was Catherine Ipizcade and I suggest you check out her blogs on celebrating her marriage as well as bridal shower tips. For Sherry and I, the biggest challenge came at the end of the week as the New Jersey Supreme Court handed down their decision on Same-Sex unions. While Sherry and I often come down on opposite sides of this issue, we believe in healthy and … Continue reading →

Friday Marriage Funnies – How to Always Be Right

Do you want to know the secret to winning an argument every time? The secret is to always be right. So how can you always be right? Come a little a closer and I’ll explain it to you. Master The Blame Game All you have to do to win every marital dispute – frankly any dispute – is to become a master of the blame game. What is the blame game you ask? The rules are pretty simple and they just take a bit of practice. So if you want to know what the rules are, here you go: Whenever … Continue reading →

The Marriage Week in Review – October 14-20

Good morning! Welcome to Saturday, October 21, 2006 and the last week before we return to Daylight Savings Time. I’ll post another reminder in next week’s week in review. It’s been a busy week here in the Marriage blog and we’ve expanded to add some topics on dating and engagement. We’re always trying to shake it up and to add to our content, so if there’s a topic we’re not covering and that you’d like to see us cover, feel free to drop us a note and let us know! So without further ado, here is our week in review! … Continue reading →

Kids Say the Darnedest Things

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The older I get the more it seems time flies by and my children are growing up too fast. My oldest child always did seem to be much older than his actual age. When he was around 10 years old his pet parakeet was acting weird so he picked the bird up in his hands. The bird – a white parakeet, who he had named “Rainbow” because he loved it “more than all the colors of the rainbow” – proceeded to die right in the palm of his little hand. My son was traumatized and was crying uncontrollably. No matter … Continue reading →

A Little Light Humor for the Gentlemen

Good morning and welcome to Thursday, I offered you a little light humor for the ladies earlier and to make good on my promise, here is a little light humor for the gentlemen. If you read the earlier post, you probably already know what I’m going to talk about – but it never hurts to enjoy a little laughter, no matter what day of the week it is. Typing Girlfriends and Wives Let’s talk about the different types of women out there and what men have to look forward to or deal with in regard to the types of women … Continue reading →

A Little Light Humor for the Ladies

Good morning and welcome to Thursday, I have a little light humor for the ladies and in a little while I’ll have a little light humor for the gentlemen. With just one day to go before we can all thank ourselves for Friday’s arrival, I thought we could use a bit of a pick me up. I have always found laughter to be a pick me up. Typing Boyfriends and Husbands So for today’s bit of humor, we’re going to talk about the 9 types of men that make up the pool of potential boyfriends and husbands. While there may … Continue reading →

Social Security Issues

In the military we are always writing down one social security number, the active duty one. Am I correct? Everything you ever sign needs his social, not yours, in fact I’d be surprised if you still knew yours after a few years. I’m always writing his number down for everything I do, I mean you write it down for the hospital, dental, anything done on the base…which includes all those fun contests they have. So why was it a surprise that I would ever get denied something so simple as my bank card. I knew I already had the money … Continue reading →

Do You Love Quotes?

Happy Friday! I’m ready for the weekend here, but before I signed off on our Friday fun, I wanted to remember our marriage humor and good quotes. Some of the following are funny, some are touching and some are just exactly what they are. Print out this little list of gems and hang them on your fridge or near your desk where you can see them and they can inspire you and your spouse! Have a great rest of your Friday! Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking. Chinese Proverb There is no … Continue reading →