Friday Funnies: Can We Have a Little More Friday Funny Marriage Humor?

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Love Letter

I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and control you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

Kids Say the Darndest Things

• "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."
• "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."
• "Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at him because you know it would hurt his feelings."
• "Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."
• "Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."
• "Love is if you hold hands and sit beside each other in the cafeteria. That means you're in love. Otherwise, you can sit across from each other and be okay."
• "Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redbird."
• "I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."
• "When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you."
• "You can break love, but it won't die."

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Heather Long is 35 years old and currently lives in Wylie, Texas. She has been a freelance writer for six years. Her husband and she met while working together at America Online over ten years ago.

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